!
"Well, sort of the same damn, damn word had called a foul " (C) AA Kuraev.
But in this case, I agree with him ...
Friday, January 28, 2011
Why Does The Tip Of My Tongue Hurt
It's just a SONG!
www.kontaktor.org
This is the coolest site for a week, what I found. It's worth it just to walk through the pages and read articles and describe goods.
very competent viral advertising, but these texts ... they stand to put a link to a site in my LJ.
www.kontaktor.org
This is the coolest site for a week, what I found. It's worth it just to walk through the pages and read articles and describe goods.
very competent viral advertising, but these texts ... they stand to put a link to a site in my LJ.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Disconnection Letter For Broadband
Notes ne'er uncles. Part 1.
Comrades! My good friend who is hiding under the pseudonym "unlucky uncle, after another 100 grams, still decided it was time to tie. And to have something to do in his spare time, I advised him to write their stories. The idea fell on fertile soil, good thing there is talk about anything. And Meet the first part:
How do I "bit" was Marshal.
in memory Volodya Shvedova, colleague and friend.
February 23, is now "Day of Defender of the Fatherland", and earlier "Red Army Day" and something else ...
so happened that in our "Uryupinsk" was a decent town museum. City Merchant, a little "firing squad" but the museum was on the embankment of the Volga River is long and floors.
Departments there were many: and as merchants, industrialists lived not bemoaned: furniture on display, cutlery (Kruto!) all sorts of glasses with the eagles, etc. But on the first floor, right, was the department so skazyat modern "Uryupinsk» ...
city then was known only to those in the 30's "firing" at the factory
«Slip" (where barges to transport goods did) Komsomol comrades - Chief of the KGB - Andropov. (pancake initials forgot!). And when I do not know the museum was transferred to him (maybe not him!) Military uniform marshal stars with dummy stars Hero, order bars in the entire chest (But less than that of Brezhnev!) And pants with a general's stripes ...
All of this clothing was hung on a beautiful raspyalku (Type dummy) and exposed was in the window of the museum.
Well, here on February 23! Late afternoon, the museum was on duty (moonlighting), my good friend Vladimir, who unfortunately were already dead ... the kingdom his soul! He was a good man! Well, as a friend not to visit such a memorable evening! Go!
along two bottles of cognac "White Stork." Museum under the guarded Interior Ministry was. That is, the door opened, the remote on duty to protect, will beep and come up the police .. But we Volodya themselves working on the installation of security systems, and therefore knew how to disable them ... When I approached the glass door of the museum and showed brandy and snacks, Volodya understood everything and made a sign to wait. Minutes later 1910 opened the door and not what you siren ...
On this day (evening) drinking from mugs of them drank tea to "watch" is not hotelos.Poshli on the second floor of the museum: there "Merchant" section. Signaling to disconnect the windows, took out wine glasses with imperial eagles, sat in the chair bourgeois and normal drinking and eating for our Red Army! Then everything returned to his seat and went to the guardhouse, and suddenly, who announced!
But enthusiasm (durnoy!) do not relieve! While Vladimir reported by telephone That the museum is all right, I went to the room where all the walls and windows were dedicated to the "glorious commander KGB Andropov. Open the shop window where hung his uniform and the general's pants specialist alarm was a few minutes. Plus a little time to disguise (just all too big!) And when I went into the Hall Museum, Vova almost fell off! Well, like I was down the hall, it is important solid .. I wanted to smoke - smoke. Volodya was looking at the marshal's shoulder straps and pants with stripes laughing from the heart.
But we have forgotten that the museum's glass doors, and that the hall lit! Standing at the door, and smoking, chatting and laughing over the situation, well, absolutely no attention at the passing of 2 meters from the door of the car.
And it was a car "POLICE"!
last thing I remember, crazy faces in the car who saw the live Marshal of the USSR smokers, and with whom you speak ...
for "Uryupinsk" it was "too much"! Car drove, turned, and once again drove past the museum. Person police have not changed, only senior on the front sident raised his hand to his cap and saluted.
fate did not feel we have more. I instantly change, Volodya connect the alarm.
At the time when the police once again went to unfold (very narrow lane near the museum, plus drifts), he released me from the museum. The house "garden" was walking. The next day, called Volodya, they say what and how? He said that an hour later came proveryalschik from the Division of Protection and checked Carrying the alert and then gently asked, - "Well Mr. ebylo which this is not a ..". Volodya said that was not there. Proveryalschik said that the entire police patrol running through the city center should be sent to check in narcological, and suddenly drunk. After all happen!
Comrades! My good friend who is hiding under the pseudonym "unlucky uncle, after another 100 grams, still decided it was time to tie. And to have something to do in his spare time, I advised him to write their stories. The idea fell on fertile soil, good thing there is talk about anything. And Meet the first part:
How do I "bit" was Marshal.
in memory Volodya Shvedova, colleague and friend.
February 23, is now "Day of Defender of the Fatherland", and earlier "Red Army Day" and something else ...
so happened that in our "Uryupinsk" was a decent town museum. City Merchant, a little "firing squad" but the museum was on the embankment of the Volga River is long and floors.
Departments there were many: and as merchants, industrialists lived not bemoaned: furniture on display, cutlery (Kruto!) all sorts of glasses with the eagles, etc. But on the first floor, right, was the department so skazyat modern "Uryupinsk» ...
city then was known only to those in the 30's "firing" at the factory
«Slip" (where barges to transport goods did) Komsomol comrades - Chief of the KGB - Andropov. (pancake initials forgot!). And when I do not know the museum was transferred to him (maybe not him!) Military uniform marshal stars with dummy stars Hero, order bars in the entire chest (But less than that of Brezhnev!) And pants with a general's stripes ...
All of this clothing was hung on a beautiful raspyalku (Type dummy) and exposed was in the window of the museum.
Well, here on February 23! Late afternoon, the museum was on duty (moonlighting), my good friend Vladimir, who unfortunately were already dead ... the kingdom his soul! He was a good man! Well, as a friend not to visit such a memorable evening! Go!
along two bottles of cognac "White Stork." Museum under the guarded Interior Ministry was. That is, the door opened, the remote on duty to protect, will beep and come up the police .. But we Volodya themselves working on the installation of security systems, and therefore knew how to disable them ... When I approached the glass door of the museum and showed brandy and snacks, Volodya understood everything and made a sign to wait. Minutes later 1910 opened the door and not what you siren ...
On this day (evening) drinking from mugs of them drank tea to "watch" is not hotelos.Poshli on the second floor of the museum: there "Merchant" section. Signaling to disconnect the windows, took out wine glasses with imperial eagles, sat in the chair bourgeois and normal drinking and eating for our Red Army! Then everything returned to his seat and went to the guardhouse, and suddenly, who announced!
But enthusiasm (durnoy!) do not relieve! While Vladimir reported by telephone That the museum is all right, I went to the room where all the walls and windows were dedicated to the "glorious commander KGB Andropov. Open the shop window where hung his uniform and the general's pants specialist alarm was a few minutes. Plus a little time to disguise (just all too big!) And when I went into the Hall Museum, Vova almost fell off! Well, like I was down the hall, it is important solid .. I wanted to smoke - smoke. Volodya was looking at the marshal's shoulder straps and pants with stripes laughing from the heart.
But we have forgotten that the museum's glass doors, and that the hall lit! Standing at the door, and smoking, chatting and laughing over the situation, well, absolutely no attention at the passing of 2 meters from the door of the car.
And it was a car "POLICE"!
last thing I remember, crazy faces in the car who saw the live Marshal of the USSR smokers, and with whom you speak ...
for "Uryupinsk" it was "too much"! Car drove, turned, and once again drove past the museum. Person police have not changed, only senior on the front sident raised his hand to his cap and saluted.
fate did not feel we have more. I instantly change, Volodya connect the alarm.
At the time when the police once again went to unfold (very narrow lane near the museum, plus drifts), he released me from the museum. The house "garden" was walking. The next day, called Volodya, they say what and how? He said that an hour later came proveryalschik from the Division of Protection and checked Carrying the alert and then gently asked, - "Well Mr. ebylo which this is not a ..". Volodya said that was not there. Proveryalschik said that the entire police patrol running through the city center should be sent to check in narcological, and suddenly drunk. After all happen!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Nadine Jansen Movie Stream
VERSE!
Mahmoud EXCOM
SONG OF BOATMAN
the middle of the Gobi Desert is a factory of submarines.
senior boatman, bespectacled man, has never seen the sea.
average boater - Gorgeous, chairman of the union.
Junior boatman - a romantic. And probably from bisexual.
the middle of the Gobi desert have they gostrudsberkassa.
There they lie for years - save their belongings.
That's them easily and well in the depth of submarines,
middle of the Gobi desert, beyond the wall gostrudsberkassy!
once in a century to visit them flying bird-Boeing.
Good follow her in mica periscopes!
But fear emperor.
led, and yak flies, red burkaly raspyalit,
rapidly urinates from a hose.
Once cast, they decided if the river turned.
In the same hour the boat was buried, inside the sand scored.
What is not hidden - blew up. The rest were separated,
Haloxylon chopped and decided partisans.
Then came a camel by hand. With him a letter from the emperor:
say that for your mother! All dig and live as they lived!
senior boatman, wearing glasses that have not yet seen the sea,
average boater, beauty, chairman of the union,
sat silently, a triple.
sat, slept.
morning as the enemy of the people shot dvumenshogo ...
As is always the end of the century the birds-Boeing.
talked about the weather.
take direct in the boat.
gobi treated with yak, on the orders of emperor.
surprised bird-Boeing, bridou gobi yak:
"How can you guys so many years without a drop of water?"
Immediately made beauty, chairman of the union,
half a bucket of aerosols on the orders of emperor.
but give a bird-Boeing, the Gobi otrygnula yak!
senior boatman, bespectacled, distracted from the embarrassment!
average boater, beauty, Chairman union,
opened the makeup and the Order of the desert
ordered to drive out of the pumpkin juice Armenian spill
and not hesitating to produce three strong orange
from waste Bumba-iambic tubes and electronic components.
Fool, fool bird-Boeing!
where she knows mokrostupoy,
that we have divers drown without buckets of spray!
Because gobi yak with them, the loon, not available ...
average boater, beauty, chairman of the union,
stood at sunset, where the rubbing is not necessary
and went his way.
Good road to the house!
the middle of the Gobi Desert is a factory of submarines.
senior boatman, bespectacled man, has never seen the sea.
It lies in a portrait gostrudsberkasse emperor.
Mahmoud EXCOM
SONG OF BOATMAN
the middle of the Gobi Desert is a factory of submarines.
senior boatman, bespectacled man, has never seen the sea.
average boater - Gorgeous, chairman of the union.
Junior boatman - a romantic. And probably from bisexual.
the middle of the Gobi desert have they gostrudsberkassa.
There they lie for years - save their belongings.
That's them easily and well in the depth of submarines,
middle of the Gobi desert, beyond the wall gostrudsberkassy!
once in a century to visit them flying bird-Boeing.
Good follow her in mica periscopes!
But fear emperor.
led, and yak flies, red burkaly raspyalit,
rapidly urinates from a hose.
Once cast, they decided if the river turned.
In the same hour the boat was buried, inside the sand scored.
What is not hidden - blew up. The rest were separated,
Haloxylon chopped and decided partisans.
Then came a camel by hand. With him a letter from the emperor:
say that for your mother! All dig and live as they lived!
senior boatman, wearing glasses that have not yet seen the sea,
average boater, beauty, chairman of the union,
sat silently, a triple.
sat, slept.
morning as the enemy of the people shot dvumenshogo ...
As is always the end of the century the birds-Boeing.
talked about the weather.
take direct in the boat.
gobi treated with yak, on the orders of emperor.
surprised bird-Boeing, bridou gobi yak:
"How can you guys so many years without a drop of water?"
Immediately made beauty, chairman of the union,
half a bucket of aerosols on the orders of emperor.
but give a bird-Boeing, the Gobi otrygnula yak!
senior boatman, bespectacled, distracted from the embarrassment!
average boater, beauty, Chairman union,
opened the makeup and the Order of the desert
ordered to drive out of the pumpkin juice Armenian spill
and not hesitating to produce three strong orange
from waste Bumba-iambic tubes and electronic components.
Fool, fool bird-Boeing!
where she knows mokrostupoy,
that we have divers drown without buckets of spray!
Because gobi yak with them, the loon, not available ...
average boater, beauty, chairman of the union,
stood at sunset, where the rubbing is not necessary
and went his way.
Good road to the house!
the middle of the Gobi Desert is a factory of submarines.
senior boatman, bespectacled man, has never seen the sea.
It lies in a portrait gostrudsberkasse emperor.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Cobalt Ss Supercharged
By Youtube
"Congratulations. Now your account is enabled for loads in excess of 15 minutes. Click Upload button below to select a video. "
Wtf? Since when? OO I was still left to the "10 minutes and you're dead!" oo
"Congratulations. Now your account is enabled for loads in excess of 15 minutes. Click Upload button below to select a video. "
Wtf? Since when? OO I was still left to the "10 minutes and you're dead!" oo
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Luggage Number Lock Reset
wishlist
1) holders in any quantity, NOT Novodels. Kondovye shovels zhelznodorozhnye welcome
2) of the book "A P Reverte" in the paper. I still want to "Club Dumas"
3) Densitometer
4) desktop office suite. (Not to be confused with the Chinese organizer!)
5) Rum "Captain Morgan" BLACK or "Santiago de Cuba "- Anejo, or Anejo Superior
Actually what is it ... so yes, I just
1) holders in any quantity, NOT Novodels. Kondovye shovels zhelznodorozhnye welcome
2) of the book "A P Reverte" in the paper. I still want to "Club Dumas"
3) Densitometer
4) desktop office suite. (Not to be confused with the Chinese organizer!)
5) Rum "Captain Morgan" BLACK or "Santiago de Cuba "- Anejo, or Anejo Superior
Actually what is it ... so yes, I just
Monday, January 10, 2011
Can You Get High On Rivotril
atheist bloggers have reminded Putin and Sobyanin Constitution
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teh_nomad at atheist bloggers have reminded Putin and Sobyanin Constitution 
original gift for participating fund officials have prepared a "Sanity". Despite numerous obstacles, we managed to put on улицах Москвы плакаты с цитатами из 14-й статьи Конституции: «Российская Федерация — светское государство», «Религиозные объединения отделены от государства and are equal before the law. " One shield is placed in the White House, close to the building of the Moscow Government (famous building-book), so now officials have handy cheat sheet: the next time an offer to put the interests of a single religious organization over the interests of citizens, the right decision will be directly under the windows.
( Read more ... )
Hopefully, a reminder of the Basic Law will force officials once again to wonder whether or not to indulge in all the ROC. And to Medvedev, Putin, Sobyanin and all-over-all it was harder to ignore our reminder - click here:
official press release
Originally posted by
teh_nomad at atheist bloggers have reminded Putin and Sobyanin Constitution original gift for participating fund officials have prepared a "Sanity". Despite numerous obstacles, we managed to put on улицах Москвы плакаты с цитатами из 14-й статьи Конституции: «Российская Федерация — светское государство», «Религиозные объединения отделены от государства and are equal before the law. " One shield is placed in the White House, close to the building of the Moscow Government (famous building-book), so now officials have handy cheat sheet: the next time an offer to put the interests of a single religious organization over the interests of citizens, the right decision will be directly under the windows.
( Read more ... )
Hopefully, a reminder of the Basic Law will force officials once again to wonder whether or not to indulge in all the ROC. And to Medvedev, Putin, Sobyanin and all-over-all it was harder to ignore our reminder - click here:
official press release
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Metal Gear Msx Eng Rom
necrovso @ 2011-01-08T21: 38:00
via
pointbi
add his companions, say, a certain Pavlova, nicknamed "Dog", known for his superhuman reflexes, and we would get an excellent alternative to some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Ah, yes. And, of course, impossible to forget about the Przewalski horse.
via
pointbi
Friday, January 7, 2011
Eyeclops Mini Projector To Laptop
Halfway through the (first) goal
Hey! I am ninety credit! ARE IN THE MIDDLE 'Bachelor !!!!!!!!!!! Wah! Already? I can not believe this!
the end is a bit 'as a video game, that is ... Beat the boss, get medals and when you come to the league and become fairly standard, no?
♪ BEYOND THE SKIES VICTORY ADVENTURE GAMES sure if TU COSI '! ♪
Hey! I am ninety credit! ARE IN THE MIDDLE 'Bachelor !!!!!!!!!!! Wah! Already? I can not believe this!
the end is a bit 'as a video game, that is ... Beat the boss, get medals and when you come to the league and become fairly standard, no?
♪ BEYOND THE SKIES VICTORY ADVENTURE GAMES sure if TU COSI '! ♪
Sunday, January 2, 2011
What To Buy A Goth For Birthday
Engineering facts? Greetings from the future
I think engineering is almost as difficult as the exam to become a Hunter. He also more or less the same number of dropouts after each test ...
I think engineering is almost as difficult as the exam to become a Hunter. He also more or less the same number of dropouts after each test ...
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